New classified report from London, of an alleged Alien Abduction, has been leaked to the public.
Mr Ivan Prunes apparently gave an eyewitness account last year, of how he was involved in, what he claims was a real life "alien abduction". The statement was suppressed, possibly due to a concern that it would adversely affect the London Olympics.
The Witness Statement Is As Follows:
JUNE 10TH 2012. 11.30PM
Unknown Interviewer:
"So Ivan, tell us in your own words, what occurred during this alien abduction experience?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Well... I was driving, late at night, in my ford transit van, with my mate Steve. We were heading towards east London. We pulled up to some traffic lights, when we saw this strange, green figure at the bus stop. As we sat there, the figure seemed to be only about 4ft tall and wore a silver cloak. It had large red eyes and was obviously not of this world."
Unknown Interviewer:
"So it was definitely an alien creature?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Yes, it was a horrible looking thing. Never seen anything like it before!"
Unknown Interviewer:
"So when did the alien abduction take place?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Well Steve got out of the van and approached the green alien creature. It held out a weird looking device and seemed to be attempting to communicate with Steve. So Steve grabbed him, I got out the van as well and we both threw it in the back of the van. Then we drove away! It's now in a "lock-up" in Ealing... you know... one of those "Big Yellow Door" ones!!!"
Unknown Interviewer:
"(SIGH)"
...END OF INTERVIEW...
Mr Ivan Prunes apparently gave an eyewitness account last year, of how he was involved in, what he claims was a real life "alien abduction". The statement was suppressed, possibly due to a concern that it would adversely affect the London Olympics.
The Witness Statement Is As Follows:
JUNE 10TH 2012. 11.30PM
"So Ivan, tell us in your own words, what occurred during this alien abduction experience?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Well... I was driving, late at night, in my ford transit van, with my mate Steve. We were heading towards east London. We pulled up to some traffic lights, when we saw this strange, green figure at the bus stop. As we sat there, the figure seemed to be only about 4ft tall and wore a silver cloak. It had large red eyes and was obviously not of this world."
Unknown Interviewer:
"So it was definitely an alien creature?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Yes, it was a horrible looking thing. Never seen anything like it before!"
Unknown Interviewer:
"So when did the alien abduction take place?"
Ivan Prunes:
"Well Steve got out of the van and approached the green alien creature. It held out a weird looking device and seemed to be attempting to communicate with Steve. So Steve grabbed him, I got out the van as well and we both threw it in the back of the van. Then we drove away! It's now in a "lock-up" in Ealing... you know... one of those "Big Yellow Door" ones!!!"
Unknown Interviewer:
"(SIGH)"
...END OF INTERVIEW...
"What planet are you on man?"
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