As, ageing rock band, the Rolling Stones prepare to headline at the Pilton... sorry, Glastonbury Music Festival next week, their set (they are planning on playing), has been leaked to Wikileaks.
Here it is Folks:
ROLLING STONES SET: GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL 2013
1. Brown Sugar
- Band pause to all have a lovely Werther's Original.
2. Jumping Jack Flash
- Band need to all have a wee wee.
3. Paint it Black
- Band have another Werther's Original, a bowl of Soup and then a lovely afternoon nap.
END OF SET
I feel I can take the Mick (pun intended) out of them, because I was born in Dartford, (like Jagger and Richards), plus I live near Glastonbury. It's not as though they could chase me very far anyway.
The Rolling Stones - before Wardrobe
Here it is Folks:
ROLLING STONES SET: GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL 2013
1. Brown Sugar
- Band pause to all have a lovely Werther's Original.
2. Jumping Jack Flash
- Band need to all have a wee wee.
3. Paint it Black
- Band have another Werther's Original, a bowl of Soup and then a lovely afternoon nap.
END OF SET
I feel I can take the Mick (pun intended) out of them, because I was born in Dartford, (like Jagger and Richards), plus I live near Glastonbury. It's not as though they could chase me very far anyway.
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