Saturday, 22 June 2013

I Blame The Money-Men

The Evil Galactic Empire never really caught on, in the beginning. It was only when they applied for National Lottery Funding under the guise of the "Wookie Aid" rock concert, that they got the financial help they needed.

They funnelled the grant into something called the "The Really Scary Star", to be used as a stage-prop at the benefit concert. However, the funds were really used for a prototype killer space station. "The Really Scary Star" was a name that really didn't catch on, so they hired an image consultant, based on the planet Alderaan, who came up with the title "Death Star". The Emperor claimed all the credit of course. The Charity Commission have had trouble in proving all the above, as all the paperwork was on the original "Death Star" when it blew up. Yeah Right!

Vader and Sidious, the early days, putting together a scaled model
 of their "Really Scary Star" for there Funding Bid Package.

I guess the moral of the story is Do Not Fund or Arm fledging sociopaths; or you'll be funding a war against them within the decade.

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