70's glam-rock sin(g)er, Gary Glitter, is set to join the R.C. priesthood*. He has asked to be stationed at a diocese in Thailand. The Vatican press office have issued a statement welcoming the move. "Due to recent bad press about despicable, abusive and evil behaviour, Mr Glitter should bring something new to the office."
Speculation says that The Pope has been singing "D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang...I'm the leader, I'm the leader..." first thing in the morning.
Speculation says that The Pope has been singing "D'you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang...I'm the leader, I'm the leader..." first thing in the morning.
Gary Glitter, pictured here, is said to be thrilled.
Meanwhile, the Congregation For The Doctrine Of The Faith, continue to claim that Roman Catholicism is the "one true church" and the "last bastion for morality." - They used to torture and burn alive anyone who disagreed with this... nowadays, they claim to abhor the abuse of the innocent, yet merely shuffle, the guilty to other locations.
*Apologies if the above satire offends some readers... however, if you want to get really angry about something, how about the reality of the issue; hypocrisy, betrayal of trust, abuse of power, injustice. They WILL be called to account. As will we, if we condone any abuse, by our silence!
Check your wristbands... What Would Jesus Do? After all, we are all accountable to Him, not the pope.
Check your wristbands... What Would Jesus Do? After all, we are all accountable to Him, not the pope.
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